An Australian automotive executive was sent to Japan to discuss the closure of Toyota in Australia. On the way over he noticed he was becoming ... flatulent. Moreover, every time he passed wind it made an unmistakable sound: it was almost like he farted "honda".
It got worse, to the point that by the time the plane touched down in Japan his breaking wind very audibly said: "HONDA!"
He said to himself: "This is a disaster! What if I blow off in the boardroom in front of all those executives?" And he made for the doctor's sugery.
The doctor heard his story, briefly looked him up and down and said: "I am referring you to a dentist. Now get out before you stink up the place."
Baffled, the Australian went to the dentist. "What's my problem, doc?" he asked. The dentist examined his teeth and said "Ah, you have big abscess!"
"Everyone know abscess makes the fart go: 'Honda!'."