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de Polandball Christmas Cards 2025 Bernd 2025-11-28 21:12:40 No. 27466598 sticky Reply Last 50

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Oh my, I'm late. I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! Had to deal with a ton of other stuff (including Black Friday shopping) but we're finally here, and in good Christmas spirits, I hope. Thankfully, my 15 or so years old wacom drawing tablet still wörked fine and I was able to design two brand new cards. They're both about Trump politics – immigration and tariffs –, because let's be honest, that's the only thing that has happened this year. I've based the main card around Switzerland because those 39% tariffs were the most random and amusing to me. During the creation of the card the tariffs were reduced to 15% so I had to adapt, as you can see. My only regret is that I was unable to draw a gold bar in Americas fat hand, I'm just too disabled to pull it off. Perhaps I'll add it later and then you'll be in possession of the invaluable first edition 'no gold bar' misprint cards, selling for thousands on ebay. Side note - the annullment of the 50% tariff on Brazil coffee was announced after I had sent the card to printing, so spare me the complaints. The second card is celebrating the Catholic holy year of 2025, which you all have heard of, naturally. A conclave happens only so often and I felt like I couldn't let the opportunity pass. Saint Nicholas is a dangerous foreigner of course, from Afghanistan perhaps, so ICE has to stop him and his suspicious European companions. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Jubilee I'm sending out those cards to any Bernd who wants to have them, starting tonight. Consider the project a charity since the cards are free. I'm not garch but I can afford some stamps (card printing cost is negligible anyway). There's even a surplus of older cards because I always order too many. See next post for more infa. To receive the cards, please send an email to [email protected] with an address to send to. In the next post there's a little form that you can use (optional). Please excuse me taking a while to respond sometimes (I have Christmas autism), but if you haven't heard from me in 48h, write again and/or post in this ITT thread, as some email providers are blocked (I'm looking at you, cock.li!). We'll find a way. Eine schöne Adventszeit euch allen!
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>>27494822 the nazi forum I frequent, she's met many Bernds over the years.

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I am envious of Norways oil and gas reserves, its the one thing we are missing
>>27499537 Then stay away. We don't want golddiggers. We take pride in being grounded. Consider us poor. Burgerstan has hijacked our politics and is robbing us anyway.
>>27499569 Do you really plan to use your wealth fund for Ukraine? Thats turbocucked and I say that as anti-R*ssian.
>>27499627 Norwegians are morons, they're stupid like niggers, so expect them to do stupid things and think stupid thoughts.

au Blumpft issues new National Security Strategy Bernd 2025-12-05 13:07:27 No. 27500074 Reply Last 50
>President Donald Trump's administration has warned that Europe faces "civilisational erasure" and questioned whether certain nations can remain reliable allies, in a new strategy document that puts a particular focus on the continent. >European politicians have begun to react, with Germany's Foreign Minister Johann Wadephul saying his country did not need "outside advice". of course! they are managing fine! >Focusing on Europe, it asserts that if current trends continue the continent would be "unrecognisable in 20 years or less" and its economic issues are "eclipsed by the real and more stark prospect of civilizational erasure". >"It is far from obvious whether certain European countries will have economies and militaries strong enough to remain reliable allies," the document states. >It also accused the European Union and "other transnational bodies" of carrying out activities that "undermine political liberty and sovereignty", said migration policies were "creating strife" and said other issues included "censorship of free speech and suppression of political opposition, cratering birthrates, and loss of national identities and self-confidence". >Conversely, the document hails the growing influence of "patriotic European parties" and says "America encourages its political allies in Europe to promote this revival of spirit". url of pdf før paranoid(sensible)bernd https://www.whitehouse.gov/wp-content/uploads/2025/12/2025-National-Security-Strategy.pdf
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>>27500253 >i-it's not actually my fault! opening another front was the smart thing to do!!! hehe, epic
>>"It is far from obvious whether certain European countries will have economies and militaries strong enough to remain reliable allies," the document states. We lost 7 precious years because of Trump.
>>27500215 Btw your Venezuelan invasion will be a clown show, TACO will chicken out in the worst possible moment when the diplomatic damage is already done but none of the military objectives are achieved. Half dead Maduro will rise like a fenix as a result
>>27500316 Your opinion is appreciated

au Getting GF 2026 Bernd 2025-12-04 12:10:22 No. 27495182 Reply Last 50
Our mission: obtain gf for sexo and affection in 2026. We need to plot this out in detail. We have time this month to start on the foundations, so when next year hits we're already 2 steps ahead. The most obvious factors we need to improve are physical fitness, financial independence, social skills, grooming, and having a strong purpose. Fitness: I find going to the gym makes me train harder than training at home because the presence of other people makes me competitive. Its also a healthy peer group, even if you dont speak to anyone. Financial independence: the most basic way to save and build wealth is to save 10% of your income as yours to keep. Then another 5% into investments. This is a great start. Social skills: the best books on this are "how to win friends and influence people", and "the art of public speaking". They old classics that stand true. They give practice exercises and examples. Grooming: I'm bad at this one and need advice. I need to take my time in clothing stores and try things on before buying instead of rushing. Strong purpose: this is the magic key to getting girls to like you. I've seen girls start flirting with autistic subhumans because they were actively pursuing their interest in life. Thats the purest love too. Not gold digger shallowness or even lust. Its soul mate attraction.
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>>27500264 >got a gf and lost her Write her: Vergiss alles was vorher zwischen uns war und komm jetzt rüber. She will get instantly wet and marry you.
>>27500251 How would I actually get in contact with women though? I tried dating apps but I got zero matches after two months and I dont even want to spend hours every day scrolling through that (and pay as well). Im not good looking and there are almost no bars or similar left in my town so I wont be able to meet anyone there either. With no social circle its hard to randomly get to meet women, I also joined a running group twice but the women always were there in groups and avoided talking to any men. It seems to me I would first need to build a friend group but the issue is that in my age its often the case that people in relationships dont want to have friends that are single because its only acceptable for them to everything in pairs. I lost all my friends when they got gf, first one at 18, next one at 20 when he moved in with gf and last one at 27 when he found his first gf. I knew them literally for 20 years and they cut me off over the course of one month. They told me they dont want to do anything without their gf anymore so if I dont have gf we cant meet because that would be awkward. If you are over 30 without gf you are cut off from most friend groups.
I feel like probability and statistics are on our side: the more we interact with women more chances we have. The set of all women the city the average Bernd live is surely have a big number of girls, and if we go to the right places where the kind of girl we want usually hang out... good things will happen. Let's say Bernd is into a hobby like indoor climbing or cycling and join the local groups of such activities. The more Bernd go there bigger the chances of he find a gf there. We need leave our rooms and move our asses. 2026 will be the year where we will land a gf.
>>27500281 No, some women are weird. But I was weird as well. That bavariaball is right. But I still want new gf, I did not stop loving women.

br Bernd 2025-12-04 17:19:45 No. 27496192 Reply
KC is right-wing extremist breeding grounds according to German glowniggers https://www.verfassungsschutz.de/SharedDocs/publikationen/EN/right-wing-extremism/2025-01-right-wing-extremism-on-the-internet.pdf?__blob=publicationFile&v=5
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>>27498714 We are academic sir. Formal.

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imageboards have the "extremist content" meme because the format makes it exceptionally easy to disguise the true origins of the poster. imageboards couldn't be more favorable for shills if they were custom made to with the intention of making shilling as easy and effective as possible
NOTICE ME GERMAN GLOW SENPAI!

nl Bernd 2025-12-02 11:47:15 No. 27485230 Reply Last 50
I got paid for working last week. €117. €236 was last week.
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Twach jim aome romanian
Did you write those messages during a shift-break from your 5.9€/h job?
>>27494728 Did you already do your service for the Neterlands today as one of 18'000 satisfied OTTO employees?
I was yold ti move out in 7 days

nobody cares women's rights

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new Ben Garrison just dropped

onion Bernd 2025-12-05 13:57:35 No. 27500250 Reply
In January, a 36-year-old mountaineer left his exhausted girlfriend alone on the summit of the Großglockner on a freezing winter night, where she froze to death. The public prosecutor's office accuses him of nine serious mistakes and is charging him with negligent homicide. This rather sounds like an elaborate plan to murder his GF, you decide:
1. The woman's inexperience and challenging winter conditions: The defendant undertook the tour to the Großglockner via the Stüdlgrat in winter “despite the woman's inexperience, as she had never undertaken an alpine tour of this length, difficulty, and altitude, and despite the challenging winter conditions.” 2. Started too late: The defendant is accused of setting the start of the tour about two hours too late when planning the tour. This had also been repeatedly criticized by mountain guides. 3. No emergency bivouac equipment carried: According to the public prosecutor's office, the defendant “did not anticipate an emergency when planning the tour, so he did not carry sufficient emergency bivouac equipment.” 4. Allowing his girlfriend to undertake the Glockner tour with unsuitable splitboard and snowboard soft boots: The defendant “allowed his girlfriend to use a splitboard and snowboard soft boots, which are not suitable equipment for a high-alpine tour in mixed terrain.” 5. Failure to turn back in time: The defendant is accused of having “had to turn back at the latest at the so-called ‘Frühstücksplatzl’ in view of the strong to stormy winds with wind speeds of up to 74 km/h and a temperature of approximately minus 8 degrees, which, taking into account the wind chill effect, leads to a perceived temperature of minus 20 degrees.” 6. Emergency call not made in time: The defendant failed to “make an emergency call in good time before nightfall.” 7. No distress signals sent to the helicopter: Although the defendant and his girlfriend were effectively unable to continue at around 8:50 p.m., he “still did not make an emergency call and did not send any distress signals when a police helicopter flew overhead at around 10:50 p.m., but waited until 3:30 a.m. to notify the rescue services.” 8. No longer reachable: After several attempts by the alpine police to contact the defendant, the accused called an alpine police officer for the first time at 12:35 a.m. “Although the content of the conversation remains unclear, the defendant did not contact the rescue services again. He set his phone to silent and put it away, and therefore did not answer any further calls from the Alpine police.” 9. Failure to care for his girlfriend: The defendant also failed to move his girlfriend to a place that was as sheltered from the wind as possible in order to protect her from heat loss. “Before leaving his girlfriend behind at around 2:00 a.m., the defendant did not use her bivouac sack or the aluminum rescue blankets available to protect her from further cooling down, nor did he take off her heavy backpack and splitboard.”
>>27500250 bitches love hiking lol
Sounds like a premeditated murder and even if it wasn't he should go to prison for being utterly retarded. Someone like this can't be trusted to do any job or drive a car.