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What do you think our boy Bashi is doing right now? Playing Risk with his family?

i cant believe this is really happening what am i supposed to do now

is this true?

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Why are Norwegians like this?

Im going to take antidepressant for the first time. Need help Which one is kc certified and favored by bernds?

Which factions and house should I join? This will be my first proper play through

why do slavs like this movie so much?

How can one be a part of this disgenic, totalitarian, inbred and HIV-ridden axis of thirdies and still believe you're the good guys? What kind of mental gymnastics is required?

27 year old coworker from Lvov is going back to ukraine to join the army. apparently there's a big rumor that the war will end before february. his reasoning is, if he goes back after the war, he will be shamed by society for having never fought. if he joins now, there's a chance the war will end before he completes his basic training, so he will be able to tell he people was in the military in the future.

If i dont move out my life will continue to be shit. My life is so fucking shit

>freedom of speech >guns >a system that - most of of the times - works properly >you can go from nothing to mega rich if you have enough willpower >beautiful people everywhere >mess around and find out I guess hadn't it been for hellcat people, US would be the perfect society to ever exist so far. You know I am right.

modern world is so alien to me. why must I act like niggers and women are my equal and they should be able to vote?

Does your fridge have an ice dispenser? Do you wish you it had that?

I am 24 yo and never had a gf. I am afraid that I won't find a woman who I truly love before the age of 30 and then it's over. Maybe it never even began. I don't want to die alone. I have always wanted to have children, my own family, a loving wife. I would literally be happy to wageslave myself into oblivion, I would find happiness in slavery If I just did it for her and my family, but doing it for myself? It's truly a vain endeavour, at least it feels like one. And, ironically, I think that my self-hatred, my sense of worthlessness and lack of confidence are self-fulfilling prophecies, because no woman could ever truly love a man beating himself up over everything, yet I just cannot break this vicious cycle by myself without anyone showing me unconditional love first, so I am trapped. Where should I go? What should I do?

HOORAH DAYS GETTING LONGER

At my grandparents, messing things up and feeling sleepy, drinking a beer. Gotta go smoking soon And you?

This has been a keyword in C since the beginning. Now, five decades later they are finally changing it to type inference instead of the utterly useless "automatic storage duration". I'm sure you all have very strong feelings regarding this. Let's have a serious discussion about it.

If you are in the need for some cringe, here is something for you.

For the lovers of girls who are legally fuckable in 99% of western countries, but are still young enough to have not hit the wall yet

You gf invites you and shows her toilet. what do you do in this situatuin?

I started reading Mein Kampf and gave up after 10 pages, jews told me it's calling them out or something. Instead bro writes about shit like that his back hurts or something and it takes him 2 pages to say his mother is a whore, like bro, don't care, write some racist remarks or fuck off, I don't have attention span to read that.

THE SUN IS TURNING THE SUN IS TURNING

Why is water free and food - not?

What's his problem?

Is Head of the Class worth a watch? It had Dan 'The Man" Schneider and Brad Pitt.

What is the most important solvent of any industry? Dihydrogenmonoxid

You're in for a rude awakening

How do I attain such back musculature?

Do you know what happened on December 21st 1924?

Lors?

Unpopular opinion: If I was a shitskin living in Europe, I would be quite afraid about my future and think about leaving as soon as possible. The white boomer generation who supported my kind are slowly dying. The younger generations hate me more and more every day. Far-right on the rise pretty much everywhere. All the multicultural hype from the 80/90's is dead. Even the jews who helped my kind before are now supporting right and far-right with Elon Musk now. White people are becoming more and more poor reducing their altruism and their patience.

Is this true bernd

This could have been your appearance

New information about muslim nazi terrorist just dropped.

Little nigglet try to steal in favela and take an apavoro sinistro by PCC. He shit himself LMAO little fag

If you don't bully nonces someone else will.

Lörs honest opinion on Heitor Villa-Lobos? He is our greatest composer. https://youtu.be/pUCuEd1tjCg?si=8Zz2tMezvnrNtvUF

Our qveen Auril

My dick doesn't get hard anymore and when it does I can't cum Years of chain smoking did that

You wake up one day and you find out that during the night while you were at sleep you have been turned into old school train engine. You have been put on a railway and workers begin loading coal into your gaping anus, setting it on fire. What would be your reaction?

das fühl when you are an anti-muslim giganazi, but the gps confuses you and you think you a running your truck into a ramadan market, and not a christmas merket allahu ackbar

About 5.5 million followers of Islam live in Germany. Nearly 3 million of them are German citizens. Muslims account for about 6.6% of Germany’s total population.

What is your opinion about owls?

Can someome explain why the frog meme is so powerful? Its older than the average imageboard user at this point. 10 or so years ago pop stars used it on twitter (what they used to call X back then) and people thought it would die but after all this time itd still here and the catalog has dozens.

How would you react if this happen to you

No one should be this rich.

This is your appearance

Why did the Romanian cross the road? Because he was high on 'lac

Is Bernd supremacy the only answer???

if germany and france can't save europe, it's over.

There was a russian who moved to sweden where he horded bikes, he then moved to USA but found out the amerimutt meme was true, last that was heard of him he was moving north to find white people to live among. anyone know how the story ended ?

German Bernds, where can I buy legal RC drugs and nooropics? Also how legal is it, 100% legal or not so much legal? Is chemical collective legit?

These are the predictions for 2024 habbeings Bernds made 12 months ago.

What games did Bernd get himself for Christmas?

Is there any logical reason children should be forbidden from smoking?

>uncle bernd, you told me we were going to watch a movie but you are connecting that weird cable to the tv again. vlc? what netflix is that? mpff... forget it, i'm going to play some roblox instead how do you respond without sounding mad?

Is suicide the only answer?

I wis I saw this as a kid.

What would Bernd do in this situation?

If you don't have sex with your sister, someone else will.

serial killers are cool i think i would want to be a serial killer

Eating ans thick lingonberry kissel. r8

Why australians seens to be all insuferable retards? Do they get away with that or its just mental illness? I mean, if i opened an 900 billion euros lawsuit knowing full well i would lose it, i would have to pay something like 1% of its value after the decision, which is impossible. The guy went in already knowing he would default it after losing, so he doesnt even give a shit on getting severelly indebt for his own stupidity.

eat more seafood

Japanese music is REALLY good. Do you agree?

Malmö is a safe city

I've never read Kafka's Metamorphosis. Is it about Berndom?

A semi truck drove into a Christmas Market in Magdeburg, Germany.

Woke cop sees a man using a toy gun in public and decides to scold him. It turned out the gun was not a toy and he was a criminal gang in disguise.

Did Plate Armour really have any advantages over Chainmail over a thick Gambeson?

Please post cute females playing instruments. Thank you.

she hates kc

Why don't ypipo in the West have culture?

I saw a demon face and it scared me. It was just a normal person but his face was distorted and he looked like a rat. It was not a normal face inso that i knew something was wrong. Something was deeply wrong. It was not a normal shaped face but a distorted one. Its not something a human has

The George Michael social media Team™ just uploaded an ebin live version of Last Christmas onto their youtube channel! Just wanted to keep you guys informed on the ongoing situation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcC6SU93OXE

Here in germany boomers are convinced that air conditioning makes you sick.

i am true oldfriend from 2010 infa 100%, and im telling you to log off.

Why didnt you buy btc back in the days? white people get free money so its not like you needed bread

I thought gustav/camilo were just joking with their posts.

My Chinkphone suddendly (after update) now sorts my pictures by itself. Into categories such as selfies, nature, etc... Does that mean, it scans my drive and uploads them (or at least a thumbnail) to some chink AI server that gives back a category? Also, is it true that all the autocomplete (not just in the google search bar) sends all keyboard info straight to some server to come back with suggestions? t. increasingly nervous Bernd

These 2 people look like perfect example who would commit Mass Stabbing on New Years Eve and police did excel Job of profiling and checking them. WELL DONE POLIZEI !!!

Again life did not mean well. In the end of november i was a tryout for a adult film production company (with 17 other guys) and after a few days they told me that i got the job. apparently they werent as good prepared like me, because to increase my dick size i used before the tryout a penis pump, took 10 mg of Tadalafil and smeared my dick with a 20% Lidocaine creme so i don't cum too early So i was supposed to have my first take already after a few days, but i overslept and i didn't went to the appointment which lead to a cancellation for future jobs. Now the jobcenter whore gave me on top sanctions, because i was late for the job and that violates the "obligation to cooperate". Conclusion: when you don't fuck you get fucked

Das ist so deutsch

It takes a real gentleman to appreciate art for what it is

You have only one life and then you die. So why worry?

how is your one-arm press-up training coming along? i've been training it for 3x10 once a week and i can now get about halfway down i hope to get all the way down this year

>you have to go RAUS Excuse me, but I can't. My country (Soviet Union) doesn't exist anymore.

i hate rich people like you wouldnt believe

You can’t edit articles with political propaganda You can’t create discussion about articles with political propaganda You can’t register an account using vpn Jewishpedia write some bullshit, jewranlists repeat this shit, jewishpedia links on them as a source adding more bullshit Scientific articles edited by soyaks those remove any alternarnaitve scientific ideas

>The right man at the wrong turn does the thing and no one like it What did he mean by it? I think it means ill sleep more

>be so le heckin' based and le redpilled that you breathlessly inhale shitskin and cock at any possible opportunity >be so le heckin' based and le redpilled that you absolve shitskins of their naturally occurring atrocious behaviour every time they do just shitskin things >be so le heckin' based and le redpilled that you become brainraped into believing any criticism of shitskins and non-White occupiers is da heckin' jeeeeeeeeews

Drinking Thread

Was soviet space engineer bloated?

Why is black history suppressed?

marry fuck kill

I've got my takefile account active until February, folks. If you have any album requests from rac-forum that you would like me to download and share with you all, send them my way.

I’m going to cut the balls off your children and make your daughters eat them while they watch. I will never ever forget that you wronged me. And will make it as torturous as humanly possible. Even if God himself self asked me not to. I still would. Burn in agony you faggots. When I learn what I need to learn I am going to kill every single one of you and your family. If you’re wondering if you’re on Schindler’s list. Did you destroy my life? Then yes. If no, then no. Simple as. And my offer still stands to fight one of your roided fags. But only if it’s to the death.

Bernd has received this, what should I do? "Bernd, I noticed that we began to communicate more often and more closely. And emotionally I want to create a connection with you, it seems we have common interests. Bu I feel awkward and insecure, because you have a girlfriend. Because of this, I don't want to get attached, fall in love or something. In the past, I sincerely believed in close but platonic friendships between men and women, but I've been burned enough times to learn the lesson. And today I thought... maybe it would be wiser to stop personal correspondence? Of course, we will meet to play board games. But I think it would be wise to limit ourselves to that. Well, to chat in a joint company, but not to develop some kind of closer relationship. I don't want to look rude, but I just want to protect myself."

Valensiya - la happy mother.

This is literally the world we live in. The tiny Europe is the last bastion of white people, but it's totally cucked and full of NPCs. When you see it this way, it's depressing as fuck, as we don't seem to have any future.

puzzle threda!!1!! Creating Puzzles > https://jiggie.fun/ See picrel 4 Old Thread >>24078944 had 74 puzzles puzzl threads 7 last puzzle: > https://jiggie.fun/VvD90I Adding music to jukebox If the jukebox is enabled you will find a note symbol and a "+" on top of the puzzle screen. Use the note to see the song list and "+" to add new songs via jewtube links (just copypasta of link). Songs must be at least 1:30 min and no longer than (I guess) 6:00 min. Songs can be either queued to already existing playlist ("PAY") or jammed right away ("JAM") in the "+" menu and will cost points that are obtained by connecting pieces Sometimes jukebox is a bit buggy but can be much fun :3 You can also mute the jukebox, but of course you never would... Bernd is open for all songs and genres. Commands in chat >/whisper <username>;[...Message] Sends a message to a given user. <username> is case sensitive. Whispers aren't saved in the chat log. >/whisperid <id>;[...Message] Sends a message to a given user id. >/s <message> Sends a message that won't be saved in the chat log, so it's only visible to people currently in the room. >/mod [username] Gives host rights to another user. >/votekick [optional:name] Initiates a votekick session for whoever holds the most pieces at the time of initialization, or the name if specified >/vote Contributes a vote to the votekick. Votes are tracked by IP >/stop Cancels the current votekick session. >/revert [x=0] Reverts the board state to how it was x * 10 seconds ago. 0 reverts to the most recent backup, that can be up to 10 seconds old. >/resync Resyncs the board state with all the clients. All selected pieces will be dropped. >/cleanup Rearrange autistically all of the unconnected pieces. Assumes sets are not to be mixed. >/pladd [x] [url] Adds audio from a youtube video referred to by [url] to the end of the jukebox playlist. Requires paying [x] coins where [x] is greater than the current bid >/pljam [x] [url] Same as /pladd, except the audio is played immediately, skipping the current song. Requires paying [x] coins where [x] is greater than double the current bid >/plskip OR /plskip [n] Skips the currently playing OR toggles skipping of the [n]:th song in the list >/scores Shows leaderboard Puzzle Etiquette and useful stuff (maybe) 1) Try not to hold pieces if you don't know what to do with them, especially connected pieces. 2) Try not to put pieces on top of other pieces. This includes partially covering other pieces, especially pieces of similar colors. The goal is to be able to see all the edges of all the pieces all the time. 3) Try not to put too many single pieces inside the frame. 4) Respect other's work (sorting, connected pieces, etc.). He who starts a piece of work is the final decision maker on it. Basically, you can help out but if someone keeps "un-doing" your help, take the hint and back off. Make a post in the thread to ask questions or give suggestions. 5) Try to keep it to one active puzzle at a time. 6) Don't move the (main) puzzle, if you accidently do, bring it back to where it was before. 7) Talk about any issues in the thread, don't be passive aggressive in game. 8) Low contrast puzzles are a pain in the ass. Don't use old ass paintings. It's no fun. If using low contrast motives, you can easily increase contrast using any graphics editor :3 ty in advance. 9) Puzzles with large areas of solid or similar color are no fun either. 10) When you create a puzzle please post a screenshot of the puzzle result after it's finished. 11) NSFW/L puzzles MUST be properly marked as such. 12) sticky puzzles are hard, can only touch 2 pieces until they match or someone steasl 13) rot puzzl option is ??? 14) ctrl + click locks/unlocks piece 15) shift + click selects multiple 16) ctrl + shift + space brings ordnung for multiple Tips For Finding Puzzle Pictures (Easy Mode) Search for: Jigsaw puzzle {some topic} Specify large images 1024x768 or larger work best. You can use smaller images, but they will probably be blurry. If you find a good topic (like kots) and a specific site has a lot of good images, add: site:website.com to the search. Some good sites with puzzle images: puzzlewarehouse.com seriouspuzzles.com jigsawpuzzlesforadults.com walmart.com puzzlepalace.com.au mindgamessouthport.co.uk pintrest.com Example Search: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Jigsaw+Puzzle+castle+site%3Apinterest.com&iax=images&ia=images&iaf=size%3AWallpaper Skribblo, Gartic Phone and other nice frens games For Game Room just ask in threda :3 Cozy movies over cytu.be Just ask in threda for cinema feel with frens

If you don't have sex with your daughter, someone else will. Now you think about that, okay?

Where did he go?

You have gone to your local store for your Christmas groceries when suddenly you notice that people are staring and laughing at you. You hear them whispering about incel and small penis while pointing at you. You then realize that you have forgotten to put your pants on when you left to the store. What is your reaction?

I think Russia needs to show alternative to the western world Firstly I would open alternative blacked studio

new alien invasion just dropped

The United States is the single greatest country ever conceived. If I did this in Brazil, not only would the police beat me up, a video of me getting beat up by the police would receive a million upvotes in all social media and shared in every in every news channel in a happy manner. Weeks later, a crime group would kidnap me and upload a video of me online getting flayed alive for being a racist piece of shit who disrepects women. This type of freedom can only be found in the US. G0D BLESS THE FOUNDING FATHERS.

In the beginning it was still and peaceful, but human vices from the real world created waves upon its surface, coagulating in chaos entities, bloggers and boob streamers and memes. Think of there being Slaanesh offering you all the porn you can think of, Khorne behind ragebaits and outrage porn, Tzeench behind cospiracy theories. People offer them real life money, sometimes in exchange for some blessings, e.g. male vitality, success at women, financial success, secret knowledge etc. Time and space have different meaning here. People who in real world occupy different coordinates in time and space can all inhabit the same space on the Internet. It has (shit)storms that affect real life, e.g. election results. It affects certain people(psychers(autists)) more intense. Some perturbations in the Warp/Internet may go unnoticed by the majority of population, but can make autists quite literally go insane. In some places the barrier between real-space and internet is thinner, things from the internet may find their way into the real world, such as memes. Even though it's dangerous, it's useful, so people still venture there, but my point is whenever you go online to check for news/order food remember that you're lurking the Immaterium, make sure your Gellar field is functional.

i accidentally cut the corner of my nail too far, and got a little infection which hurt a lot so i poured concentrated vinager over it and left it for too long, which caused some chemical burns, but it solved the infection. i then bandaged it with a little oinment over the span of 2 days and it healed the problem is the vinager burned through the corner of another nail, and it made a deeper hole there. now an even bigger infection is going on and i'm smearing anti-septic and bandaging it daily, but i'm not noticing significant improvement, although it is getting a little better. i get these weird pieces of meat though which have popped up from walking when i unbandage which are mysteriously never covered in antiseptic, they pop their head up

Which watch are you wearing on a daily basis?

How does one stop such a greedy and nasty octopus?

Why does my inner voice sound manly and suave when my IRL voice is high-pitched and unpleasant?

Brazilian grill tries to imitate american school shooter. This is Lyedja Yasmin, 19 years old, high school. She entered a classroom at Berilo Wanderley School, in Neopolis, Natal, this morning, armed with a revolver. A tragedy was avoided thanks to the intervention of another student, who was shot in the head while trying to restrain her. She had left a farewell letter and planned to kill 10 people. R8.

asians think they're cats, n-words might think they're gorillas. what white people think bout themselves?

Today 20 December is Saint Ignatius day when millions of hohols are getting cut in Romania for the Christmas feast. Post "oink" to pay respects. oink

Finally got a benzo prescription. Oxazepam 30mg How many will it take to kill myself? Got 25 atm

Lörz on Tenochitlan?

Let's play something similar to Geoguessr. Someone post a picture, and fellows guess the country, it could include hints hint: it's not japan

If your wife/gf/bf/loli daughter can't cook beef wellington she can't cook.

Cats and dogs are parasites I saw a dude with a stroller yesterday I thought for like his child But he had a fucking dog inside I want to murder such people

Female faggots are fine actually

Is it true that if you have a Muslim wife she has to suck your dick whenever you tell her to?

Is your R guttural? t. Having guttural R and don't know how to make another R

if you don't have sex with your mom someone else will

Bernd is trying to uncensor something and has to draw a clit. There's a problem though. He never had sex and doesn't know what an average clit looks like. What's a good clit? What do they look when erect and flaccid? Bernd has already tried twice. It's probably both entirely wrong.

Unlocked a new skill and soldered my first SSOP package today.

why there aren't more schizo theories about this institution?

you know the little prince it's a french tale, he is a boy who lives on a planet that isn't planet earth but his own, small and fits him, he can see the sunset moving his chair to the other part of the planet cause it's so small! i don't wanna spoiler. did you like it?

Why are white men doing this???

I committed genocide on Americans , 8 MILLION DEAD AMERICAN PIGS, unfortunately I haven't killed them all, they are like COACKROACHES mutiplying by eating shit behind fridge

>Qualcomm wins licensing fight with Arm over chip designs The future of ARM on desktop is saved: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-12-20/qualcomm-wins-licensing-fight-with-arm-over-chip-designs

Russia.

14 year old shemale talking about watching sissy and force fem porn at 9. Good thread, one troon claims he was 7. Another one is an adult troon asking for lewd stuff. https://x.com/WomenReadWomen/status/1869712154234151301 Thoughts?

i never ever got an arthoe gf, but i had a few opportunities back in uni. biggest regrets of my life

Rate my new rightist trad gf.

I don't get this meme of coming out to your parents. Why do they need to know your preferences? It's like if I told them I'm into furries, feet, femboys, and chubby women

For some reason I stopped having pleasant and interesting dreams.. Lately my dreams are some unrelated fragments of random events, not clear and blurry. I hope interesting and clear (maybe even lucid) dreams will return to me. You can also share your dreams in this thread, Bernd.

we will reverse the trend of teenage pregnancy and actually increase the rate this decade. Gen A is on it to make it work. In fact i am waiting for a call from my 10 year old lgf to marry me whenever she gets a cell phone.

i'm gonna have a mental breakdown soon if i dont get kids to raise...

Seeing old scoolfriends on Facebook going bald (some are completely bald) Uff thats hard Ill get on that finistaride as soon as possible so it doesn't happen to me :)

In 2023 southerners stopped getting fatter for possibly the first time ever, thanks to ozempic. By 2024 southerners will be skinnier than norfeacterners, and soon they will become a chad and stacy region just because of their acceptance of modern medicine, unlike norfeacterners who will keep blimping up and out while stubbornly clinging to big pharma conspiracy theories.

Would Bernd like to buy and fuck sex dolls?

What are the odds, Berndler ?

2025 will be my year I will stop being a shut-in loser I will meet a sweet girl and get married

Because women don't know the concept of trade-off. It's like you wanting to eat garbage the whole day and not wanting to be fat.

The Great Wave off Kanagawa is a woodblock print by Japanese ukiyo-e artist Hokusai, created in late 1831 during the Edo period of Japanese history. The print depicts three boats moving through a storm-tossed sea, with a large, cresting wave forming a spiral in the centre over the boats and Mount Fuji visible in the background.

Ladies and gentleman. We got him.

Houthis woke me up against

is this a alien or a missile that entered a boost phase?

It’s over The Poland has fallen Even worse than Soyberjunk 2077

Webm thread

this is how i want to walk to the store

lors on the good doctor? its about a doctor with autism i think i watched season 2 at jesus camp a couple years ago or something the only reason i didnt watch any more is because i forgot it existed but that doesnt mean im going to watch it right now there might be black people in it though so beware!

In Kaliningrad, a multinational gang beat and brutally raped a girl and broke the head of a guy who tried to protect her. Three teenagers were relaxing in the courtyard on Teatralnaya Street, where they were drinking alcohol. There they had a quarrel with another group. They began to threaten a 16-year-old college student with a knife and beat her, and then began to threaten to stab her if she did not give them a blowjob. Her boyfriend tried to stand up for her, but they broke his head. As a result, the following took part in the gang rape of the girl: Ramil, Abdullah and a snoop named Maxim, who ran away from home several times. The girl was raped, in fact, in front of her boyfriend, who at that time was unconscious with a broken head. The victim is now in neurosurgery. Two of those detained earlier in October broke the jaw of an 18-year-old boy who stood up for a girl from the group. Despite this, they were not imprisoned, the result was not long in coming. Now all three have been detained, a criminal case has been opened.

Stumbled across this Whats the point of wrapping your exhaust manifold

>Open up to a woman >Instantly get shit on why is every woman like this? you can literally only speak with granny age women who have had children and grandchildren to actually get decent compassion

If you woke up a nigger, would your beliefs/personal politics change? Would you embrace your new nigger identity or would you still hate niggers and become an uncle tom?

Whats your favorite cut of beef

meanwhile in brazil

Hello Berndistanis! Seeing as you are my closest family and friends, I am come presenting pictorial offerings of a bicycle journey I did this november/december. To celebrate my 30th birthday I flew to Morocco with my bicycle and cycled ~930km in two weeks, keeping to the southern part of Morocco. Along the way I saw a lot of pretty mountains and had the opportunity of interacting with quite a few Moroccans. For the sake of clarity I'll be making posts numbered by day, with impressions I made along the way. Personally I don't feel comfortable taking pictures of people, and I don't want to ask permission either, so this thread will mostly be pictures of scenery. A quick bio: I started cycling 4-5 years ago because of a huge bus strike which made it impossible for me to get to my part time job. By the time the strike was over I had learned that I could get to work faster than public transport while saving 800$ per year on monthly tickets. I've been cycling since. I did my first multi-day trip with bicycle and tent the summer of 2023, so I'm not some super seasoned sausage-skin cyclist - this was my first time cycling and tenting outside of Norway. With that out of the way, I hope you enjoy the pictures and stories!

how do you feel when tired of ibs?

I got to experience a court trial for the first time ever. It was pretty slow and upsetting. I got to watch my self on camera pissing on a police station. The prosecutions description of what I was doing was melodramatic. And was trying to say I was menacing the community lol. The judge took forever to decide. And when he did I won a technicality. As police doubt count as the public so I can’t be meaning them essentially. lol. The judge still said what I did was dumb and I should approach things differently. But I said nothing in trial. A guy before me was agitating the judge and had to be escorted out. And refused to accept the solution to what he was complaining too. But yeah. Beat 2 of my free charges. Got one left. And then I’m free man like guy in pic related. Thank you for reading my blog post.

Which fetishes would you like to see commiecat depicted in?

i really want to eat a watermelon but its winter its truly the best fruit ever, it just captivates you to eat more and more until you have a bloated belly. and unlike other fruits you can truly eat just it and be full, without getting tired of it

Would you be very disappointed if you finally got to spread your genes only to end up with a daughter-son instead?

Why some German cities end with an -au suffix? When I pronounce those places they sound Brazilian, like Breslau, Dachau, Nassau and Blumenau? Are Germans secretly Brazilian and Brazil is white?

metal bands with video share, your fave band will be listened to & commented

Why can't I just die?

Bernd Caught in tricky situation

i was wandering around in some old folders and found some rare igors

what's the difference of living in a big city or a town... if you need internet, roof, food n computer. is it something spiritual, practical or what

Friday Igor thread

post booba

20 years ago this was an exaggerated scene for a childrens movie now its real life.

Why police in "evil totalitarian authoritatrian communist dictatorship" or so much better?

A Christmas tree in my draft office. It's homely here

I can't sleep

Did you take French class in school?

This is the new receptacle for the relic of the Holy Crown of Thorns in recently reopened Notre Dame. These were the priests' clothes and shepherd crook (or crozier) they had during the reopening farce. And these low-poly mushrooms are the new altar and church furniture. Please rate.

I just went to a leftist gay restaurant in my city, full of anti right-wing stuff and a board of remembrance of a slut city council member who defended criminals who rob people, I ate there a lot, around 250 BRL, and left without paying, they didn't even notice, hue. Serve them right. I am a poor young guy from the periphery striked by the unequality of wealth, I deserve to eat well too, keeeek.

I love the smell of the cool night air, but its getting too cold to leave window open. There is nothing better than the smell of falling leaves, except maybe the smell of the breeze that comes just before the rain. That smell... its the purest olfactory pleasure. I think maybe I'll shiver a bit longer to bask in the cool night air.

Really makes you think.

They removed the cheap beans for christmas so ill be forced to buy the expensive beans absolutely semitic

ITT post your literal house

2024 is not closing well.

Can cars be blamed for the holocaust?

Average Kohlchan user, 2024

holy fuck boys i went off to fantasy land after oi smoked weed this time weed is great when youre sleep deprived

Is it ethical to force freedom onto people that can't handle it?

At the grocery store I work at. The corporate management complains not enough work gets done. I brought up to my manager friend they are mathematically wrong and full of shit. And he is just like durr do the jobs of 3 people. I also have been factually proven to judge worker effectiveness at a job. As I told a job to eat shit because I can do the work of 2 people but won’t do the work for 3. Come to pick up my last pay cheque. 2 people there. So I’m factually correct. The management pushes increased work load on people when ever the they can. And they just leave because it’s a garbage job and no one cares. And they don’t get replaced. Decreasing the work that gets done. And the cycle continues. Now they are saying “They’re are going to be big changes”. I literally told my co workers “What? More people quitting and not getting replaced. And the rest not giving a shit?” Ever since they tried to force me to do a job out of my pay grade I just rag on the company when ever they complain. They tried forcing me to do something. I just stood around on my phone for 4 hours doing almost nothing. And taking shits and smoke breaks. Even when I was trying to do the job a little. It would take me 10 minutes to find one thing. I’m like lulz this is a joke. What do you do when your managers tell you more needs to get done? I purposely work slower every time they complain because I think it’s funny. I’ve increased no amount of work I do since the first day I worked there because of this. I use my increased speed to take more breaks.

I'd nuke this (out of mercy)

I finally made progress in meditation I find out that the thoughts I struggle to stop are controllable. More precise I can stop them just not thinking them. It's like relaxation, but you relax your mind by not thinking stupid thoughts. Some of my beliefs turned out to be an illusion, my stupid obsession since childhood I started to see more detailed and vivid dreams I fill like everything is manageable and can now achieve better quality of life by practicing meditation more

I hate myself, I hate my life and I wanna die

White woman attacked by a group of sheboons.

How long will it take me to learn dutch?? I am using duolingo. Is good?

oh fug

Another case of jewish nepotism? Brett cooper was absurdly popular. She grew a channel from zero to 5 million subscribers in just two years, then they kicked her out of the channel and replaced her with an uncharismatic twat who tries to mimic her ways. The channel is now hemorrhaging subscribers. It's clearly a very bad business decision. So what can explain it?

A guy wanted to go hunting and shoot a particular game. He asks the forester if he can shoot a boar. - The Boar is now under protection will not do. - Then maybe roe deer. - No can do, they are also under protection. - Then what am I supposed to shoot at? - Hmm then maybe I'll give you a permit for a Romanian. - Okay, let's do it. The guy went hunting. He did not find a Romanian in the forest. He returns pissed off to his house. Suddenly near a dumpster he sees a Romanian. He shoots and kills him. Suddenly the policeman shouts. - Sir what the hell did you do, you shot a Romanian! - Okay okay officer all legal here I have a permit for Romanians. - Well ok ok, but there's no shooting by the feedlot!

>The ring walk for Usyk-Fury is expected around 5 p.m. Eastern. That’s 10 p.m. London time and 1 a.m. (Sunday) in Riyadh. so tomorrow Saturday night we'll have the second fight damn, it's late but have to watch

Is it true that little girls posses magic powers?

This is your appearance

Post some good music you recently discovered. And please rate if you click to listen. No need to give an explanation Recently discovered this song, it's pretty good. I like the dynamics, intensity, and the story told.

if you should've judge Israel specifically for gaza... personally i'd say terrorist kidnapped and kill people, n had tunnel across the whole strip, n it got some way to destroy them further ahead the menace will be another but got to erase them one by one

Did he ever make it

OPEN SOURCE SOFTWARE IS SHIT BEYOND MEASURE You can't find one single Media player with Normal Bookmark features for Audio books VLC has some shitty bookmark tool which just lets you add point without able to rename it so you have no idea what you bookmarked This is result of 20 years of "developing" VLC ... what the fuck do these nigger coders do? Just rewrite README.txt and call it a day and contribution? Fuck this nigger shit

do you have enough for the month? is money sufficient to eat well n healthy?

Would you trade your pathetic life for this ugly creature who has a social life and lots of followers and supporters?

I have here hartzer cheese that is due its expiration date by one month, do you think it's still edible?

Ok I need to vent about this, age of consent is BULLSHIT man. There’s no good reason for this and you say “oh it’s abuse” the girl is willing the guy is willing who the fuck is being abused? Such bullshit, man. I mean look at this girl she’s gorgeous, and she’s like 8-10 years old you really think NONE of them give consent? NEVER? I mean the way I see it your average 8 year old is just a highly desirable woman, nothing more nothing less no need to make a big fucking deal of it. Society makes such a big deal out of fucking nothing, man.

This is your appearance.

Did Bernd see the movie Flow yet? It was 100% made with Blender and has no dialogue. Also it's about a kot and his friend who is a capybara.

NEW WWII KINO COMING OUT FROM NETFLIX! This looks amazing and sheds light on marginalized voices that contributed to the war effort against the wicked chuds in Japan and Germany!

Gang murder in Sweden. Here is the dialouge >i beg you, i beg you, fuck you "man or mother"

I love turbo slavs , they are full of SOUL

This is my co-worker. She was standing like that in front of my desk for a few minutes while talking to another colleague.

Why is there free time off work from the state in the shittiest part of the year when it's cold? Why didn't they give holidays in the summer? I'd rather be working now and use the time off in the summer when there's actually things to do.

I just find it funny how people like Bernds who contemplate things and drown in inaction are most likely going to become inhuman and grotesque because of their lack of use of the human body, while truly free and brave spirits are allowed to become majestic beings in the after-life with might and freedom like lions or eagles. Bernd instead will become some grotesque form like that creature from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream and live in an eternity of suffering or some tree who is forever stuck in the same position forever as punishment for thinking life should be all about thinking and not doing. I am included in all this too, unfortunately...

i made more threads in the last 2 days then i normally would in like 2 months

I haven't had sex for 2 months.

What a loser, my pattern recognization skills and IQ is too high.

How to stop worrying about unimportant things? I am already on Christmas vacation since Tuesday, yet I still feel very stressed about some work stuff and can hardly sleep because of it. It is some problem that was caused by others taking too long, but in the end it will look like it was my mistake if the project fails. Still, worst thing that would happen is getting some complaint from boss, its not like I will loose my job. This should really not make me feel full on adrenaline all day, especially during my two weeks off. But I just don't know how to switch of the worrying, the only thing that works is alco but its bad for my health. I'm like this about many things, I grew up excelling at most things, which I think is the reason why I now fear making mistakes or getting negative feedback so much. Do any Bernds have similar settis? Have you found a way to cope?

This image is illegal in Germany. If a German Bernd posts it, he will get visited by bolisi and punished with up to 3 years in jail. Does your country also have illegal images?

allthefallen.moe is down until further notice due to ongoing DDoS attacks. Hosts probably need to be switched.

i fucking hate this song so much its so annoying listen to it

kohlchan tutorial

new antibrazil gif dropped

will security clearance increase your jobs prospects?

literally only american man i consider functionally intelligent. >b-but he's cuck- you are incel, you can't breed.

why mistreat monky when you can love the monky?

if you have a vagina you arent a real bernd

If this happened 100 years ago this guy would have started massive protests and murders all around the country, even around the world. But now people don't fight anymore, humans are too self-domesticated now.

Life is meaningless when a man doesn't have a girl to love.

I unironically love this meme. Everytime I'm anxious something bad will happen I remember this meme and I feel better, and in the end nothing happens.

If you're Bernd, you're not a real Bernd.

At what age do Russians develop self-awareness?

>money doesn't buy happiness have you ever tried drinking alcohol? jugging down on Jägermeister with Redbull right now

If you have friends, you're not a real Bernd.

I want to have a gay relationship. I mean, living together and so on. Also I'd like to make an official gay wedding ceremony in a protestant church.

If you have an active sexual life, you're not a real Bernd and should leave

>open youtube video >voice is anything but white american man >close video

im so glad the voice in the wall is back it sucks when its not there

who was in the wrong

Any important GYPSY news in the last few hours?

overheard two Indians speaking today first one: zugabugga ziga buga (Hindi noises) second one responds: shut up I don't speak Hindi anymore, only English. If you want to talk to me speak in English since we are in Britain Then the first guy asked if he was joking and he kept saying no and they only spoke in English Five minutes later I pass by another place and see the second guy speaking in jeetish with someone else What was this even?

I cry every time when I think about USSR collapse. It was such a great country, it was country built for us regular people. Of countries Jewish elites could not afford that. Maybe one day it will rise again, maybe on the other side of the world. Maybe one day we will sign songs about Lenin against.

do you ever just make up plausible sounding shit to fuck with me

My grandfather was an soviet officer and he btfo’ed your grandma and grandpa so lower your font while talking to me

what's your opinion about your mom's work raising u?

Maybe AfD will win and I can finally go back home.

... if you thought they have a low IQ, and than this.

Novo Nordisk collapses – 1,000 billion wiped out The Danish pharmaceutical wonder Novo Nordisk has sailed up in recent years and become Europe's most valuable company. On Friday, the stock price collapses after a study. The drugs Ozempic and Wegovy, which suppress appetite and thus lead to weight loss, are behind the company's success. Novo Nordisk plummeted 20 percent on the Copenhagen Stock Exchange on Friday. The collapse is due to a published phase 3 study that shows that patients who used the company's new drug Cagrisema achieved a weight loss of 22.7 percent after 68 weeks of treatment. This was better than the other drugs in the comparative study, but worse than the 25 percent that Novo Nordisk stated that the drug has potential for. According to Bloomberg, the study was important for Novo Nordisk because its main competitor, the American pharmaceutical company Eli Lilly, has developed a drug that has been shown to be even more effective than Wegovy when it comes to weight loss. A number of other competitors are also noseing the company by the neck with new slimming preparations in the pipeline. The entire market could be worth up to $130 billion by 2030, according to the news agency. However, Novo Nordisk is not giving up hope for Cagrisema. According to the Danish business newspaper Børsen, the company will conduct a new phase 3 trial, which is scheduled to begin in the first half of 2025. The 20 percent stock market crash means that more than 1,000 billion Swedish kronor in market value has been erased from Novo Nordisk since the closing price on Thursday. The broad index of the Copenhagen Stock Exchange in turn fell more than 12 percent after the announcement from the pharmaceutical giant.

Do you have your Skibidi toilet bundle in Fortnite yet?

Now that Bogdan is not here, are Romanians really brown gypsies from India? Or are we just saying this to bully Bogdan?

Bernd got arrested in Curitiba. It's over.

I really liked Limp Bizkit when I was 14-15 years old

did ya already pray for the mudslims today?

I want to kill myself because my ex is ignoring all my messages and it hurts

life is horror. death is a gift. I crave death. you should love and embrace death.

Yay wahmen!

Some Ukrobro Bernd has opened up some time ago this thread about this ketchup saying its the best. I agree it's fucking delicious. Thank you bro for your advice. T. Bernd who ate in pizder

Do you have a drug tolerance zone in your city? Where narkomans can gather and do drugs, and police won't care unless there is violence.

Please answer courtesy thread. Dyakuye.

What did he mean by such a gay album cover?

>niggers rob my house and kill my family >police say "nothing we can do" >kill one person >police spend millions of dollars on manhunt and massive show of force Why do pigs allow 50% of homicides to go unsolved?

What does your country's caste system looks like? me: favelado drug lords > common folk > dog shit > introvert autistic types (aka bernd)

R8 my plan to escape from Apezil: I’m planning to start learning Chinese at the Confucius Institute in my state. After that, I’ll apply for a scholarship in China to study the language. This way, I can live there with all my expenses covered. Since China is more developed, safer, and wealthier than Monkeyzil, I believe I’ll have a better life there than here.

Do you have any cool pics of poccnr creaturas? post plz

It's real. https://x.com/Rothmus/status/1853518338397544781 That destabilizes my Weltbild.

24 year old demon

One year has passed and I still have an ugly brown hat Once again I demand changing my hat to the red one We don't celebrate Christmas with roosters anymore, we celebrate on the 25th of December as the civilized world

Are Muttoids mentally insane? Why are they worshiping literally corrupt oligarchs who is using his powers to push his other oligarchs into position of power and despotism. Even in Russia nobody is insane to worship Abramovich or some other Oligarch but in USA it has been popularized like LE QUIRKY ZUCKERBERG, LE GEEKY BILL GATES, LE CONFIDEN BEZOS , LE GENIUS MUSK Muttfarts are mentally ill

August 2020 >Link $20 >Bitcoin $10k December 2024 >Link $21 >Bitcoin $95k

Got legend on Hearthstone against. You jelly?

Google chrome has declared war. Pajeet CEO is keen on for enforcing ads instead addressing its issues.

Why does nothing ever happen? Why do we have to live in the uncool not happening timeline?

I'm 28 and not married

Finished the story in Hogwarts Legacy. Took me about 69 hours, didn't do every side missions though. The story was lame but the Hogwarts castle was cool.

you don’t fix the declining birth rate with subsidies or financial incentives. the “kids are too expensive” argument is a convenient cope. people claiming they can’t afford children are usually rationalizing deeper issues: they just don’t want them. having children is as expensive as you choose to make it, and for all of human history, people with far fewer resources managed to raise families. the problem isn’t financial; it’s cultural. we live in a society that has systematically psyopped and brainwashed people into believing children are a burden, not a blessing. women are told that motherhood is a sacrifice and a hindrance to their career, as if chasing corporate promotions or vanity metrics is more meaningful than creating life. men are infantilized and taught to fear responsibility. worst of all, we’ve cultivated a nihilistic worldview that makes people see no point in building a future. the solution starts with changing the culture. we need to instill pride in people: pride in their ancestry, their legacy, and the future they could create. optimism about what’s to come has to replace the relentless doomscrolling of modernity. kids aren’t just an "expense"; they’re the greatest investment a human can make, and we need to start celebrating that. in the short term, the most realistic strategy is doubling down on those who already value family. focus on motivating families with 2-3 kids to have one or two more. it's much easier to expand a family than to convince couples to start from scratch when they've been ideologically poisoned against the idea. finally, we need to stop glorifying the miserable, atomized single life and the media narratives that turn parenthood into a joke or tragedy. yes, parenting is hard, but everything worth doing is. the joy and purpose it gives far outweigh the sacrifices. once we get that cultural shift rolling, the financial complaints will fade away like the convenient excuses they always were.

... meanwhile in Berlin

somebody make a kc version of this t. too lazy

Why is the boyfriend a big fat nigger? :DDDD

Finally a good banner.

Just found out my great great... grandfather was a german noble called Gottfried Adolf von Collen(transliteration of von Köln) who came to Brownzil in the XIXth century. He was from Cologne. Who is the monkey now?

this VW is almost a 100k USD who even has this kind of money these days? I can barely afford 3 meals a day and people are out there buying 2025 cars

again why did chuds destroy it?

How many Mutts have you killed? Me personally 7

Your life could be a lot worse than you can imagine.

i hate pet owners so much its unreal

Literally kill all Sw*dish subhumans

only 2 or so hours of sleep last night why is this happening to me

Argentinian Girl got caught by Colombian thugs that forced her to suck a Negrozilian BWC. All of that because of Milei. Lörs?

Porn is a global ‘scourge’ Putin addressed what he described as the moral decay caused by internet pornography. “This is not only our problem, but also the problem of many other countries,” he said. “The answer can be what? In general, you could ban, but you should always offer an alternative that is more interesting than a porn site. So that a person would get in there, open a porn site and say: I’ve already seen this, I want to see something else.” so what is Putin taking about?

... meanwhile in London