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Nur die AfD kann Kotland noch retten.

How does it feel like to hold these?

Germans can't pronounce this letter "ö".

cockholes dont deserve him

Post the biggest loser cuck from your Kountry. I start with picrel.

Why are YOU not a 185 tall, piercing blue-eyes blonde-haired germanic male?

What pops into your head when you hear Xerox?

Trump and Zelensky going to pope funeral

I am doing 6 count burpees while fasted soon after i wake up, it's fugging death honestly. I think i will eat something and wait 6-8 hours from now on holy fugs

Imagine living in third world like this

new deng kino just dropped

What is your opinion on the first ever brown-on-brown nuclear war that is about to begin?

is there a point in gymgoing if im overweight or do i need to lose weight first

This is the designated thread to post about the Ukraine-Russia War. Threads about this topic (without sufficient merit/originality outside the war context) are not allowed outside this containment thread, and of those, blatant and/or low quality threads will be met with a probable ban. This thread is cyclic.

what more do you need

I fucking love white women so much it's unreal.

There needs to be more BLACK men in Europe. Fill Germany, Norway, Switzerland and Poland with at least 40 million black men from the depths of Nigeria, Congo and Zanzibar

>"Haitians experience growing levels of vulnerability" >"Haiti could face total chaos," she said, adding that international aid was desperately needed to avoid that fate. GUYS, HAITI IS FACING TOTAL CHAOS!!! WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!! ARE YOU READY TO GIVE, BERNDS??

speaks volumes

This future population map must be wrong, right? Why would Germany lose that many people? Wouldn't make sense.

Why do fat people exist? Why don't they just stop eating so much when they realize they're becoming fat fucks?

Do Bernadettes exist? Are they real?

A week left before I can drink alcohol against

I have come to the powerful conclusion that the Mediterranean race is a slave race to the Nordic race.

You wouldn't be an incel if you had women friends. Women can sense when you have no women friends.

Can I check I'm black in the interview survey? T. Pole

speaks volumes

Do pajeets have high birth rates after they migrate to the West? I hope not

Do you suffer from pedophilia induced anxiety? OR anxiety exacerbated by pedophilia?

Forget bears and wolves, in Scandinavia, it’s the Western capercaillie waging war on innocent hikers. One minute you’re enjoying the view, the next you’re in a boss battle with an oversized chicken. TRUE SUFFERING

gaijin need to stop crying about switch 2 price https://youtube.com/watch?v=aVg1AXDSd8g

Are you still a virgin if you paid for sex once and didn't feel anything because of the condom?

I am actually Jewish ama. I'm sober now so I can answer your questions.

Slovakia is the first European country to formally investigate DNA contamination of COVID "vaccines" along with biochemical composition of various batches. The Slovak Academy of Sciences will perform detailed analysis of vials that are still stored in the country. Prime Minister Fico declares suspension of the purchase of further vaccines. https://x.com/RobertFicoSVK/status/1914758360315949131

It does not use uranium as a component. This leaves no residual radioactivity like nuclear bombs and is not classified as a nuclear weapon under the Nuclear Weapons Treaty. So don't make us angry, Americans, or your army will turn to dust. https://www.scmp.com/news/china/science/article/3307059/china-tests-non-nuclear-hydrogen-bomb-science-paper-shows

is she our only hope?

India and Pakistan are about to go to war because of Kashmir

Bernd? why dont you have unprotected sex with mature women? you are geting old yourself. times up, you wont find teenage love or a gf in university or your work enviroment. its time to fuck the old, lonely and desperate. unprotected at their home and then eat together in the kitchen like i do. kind of bored of my 67? year old granny even though shes fit and firm

I hate how soys who played oblivion for the first time because "omg graphics" acting like its better than skyrim. It's not, Skyrim was the GOAT game of all time where you can enter riverwood and stay at the house of whoever you picked and set in a chair and listen to the NPCs talk for like 30 minutes or more, meanwhile Assblivion is "I saw a mudcrab by the water" "Hello! Bye!" I saw one post of people complaining about the difficulty slider and guess what, they didn't even change that. I don't want oblivion with a paintjob I want TES VI now you fuckers.

Why does it seem everyone, even authoritarian states with strongly nationalist aspirations like China just ignore the freefalling birthrates and act like everything is okay? Everyone except niggers are dying out, even fucking India is barely above replacement and soon will be below. Why doesnt Xi just force women into breeding camps to ensure the Chinese century?

This is why we should learn Latin or something!

Has bernd ever eaten food with mold on it? Have you gotten sick?

Trump admin made the popes death a Gamer Gate culture war thing.

Good morning I hate pedophiles

Look here A pack of pills in 2 languages Russian and Ukrainian bought in fucking 2025 So much for brutal persecution of Russian language

Not once has Kc made me laugh

Pokemon has some of the cutest girls ever created in anime, which one is your favorite?

i'm at the beach but didnt take my swim shorts and towel. but the weather is nice. if evens i go back to my room, grab that stuff and go swimming. if odds - i chil

Thinking about drinking one beer or whisky-soda. I really should have bought some ginger-soda for the whisky...

The US of A cant guarantee safety of Europe anymore. Mighty Ukropolin is the only hope now xD

how come girls used to look like this

Why is considered funny and endearing when a woman sexually harrasses men but the opposite you go to jail for?

After so many years there's finally it, the official anthem of Kaycee Find anything better but there ain't none

Explain pls. What is this gay-theather?

IDF soldiers when their opponent is not a 9-year-old unarmed kid

When was the last time we had a music thread?

emotions are chemical reactions in the brain, if I rape your brain with my knife you get all fucked up and no longer have emotions, proving their source is physical and not spiritual t. neuroscientist

traditional russian values kinda hot tho, not gonna lie

G*rmans are by far the worst posters. They have very bad sense of humor, they are of NPCs, and they are stupid.

Mom not here I made noodles on my own. They taste like shit.

Nearly 30 percent of young adults in Finland fall below the at-risk-of-poverty threshold, according to a report by social benefits agency Kela. The report is based on an international comparative study of the life circumstances of people aged 20-29 in certain countries. The risk of young people falling into poverty in Finland is higher than in Sweden, the Netherlands and Estonia — where the equivalent rate is just 15 percent. Only one country in the study, Denmark, fared worse than Finland in terms of young people on the poverty line. https://yle.fi/a/74-20157516

Why does Britain get europeons frothing so much? The only ones who should be seething are the fellow European colonisers because we had a policy of staying out of Europe and just fighting outside of Europe for clay. It wasn't the British who made Napoleon go full retard and attack the whole of Europe and Hitler to do the same. But you act like we personally liberated your village and salted the earth.

so how do you compete with china on the free market without protectionism? lets take byd or how it's called, chink EVs. China choses a single company, gives them massive state subsidies and by sheer economy of scale can dump that shit on all the world on thin margin profits the game is rigged

“You can't eat at everybody's house.” Is this a recently created American adage or has it existed since forever? It sounds like something Americans learned from experience. Or not? Don't get me wrong, I am not obsessed with the USA, I just find this phrase curious.

I switched from Gemini back to Google Assistant on my Android phone. Gemini is totally useless. It can't edit my shopping list, nor can it set alarms. Fuck AI. Yours, Bernd

Poles are going extinct

Europeans gaslit us into hating these things, but they're super customizable, just the other day we had a thread about how Europeans can't have AC (some very stubborn Euros like Germans cope how you just don't need it) because they would have to change the structure of their house Same deal with garbage disposals, washing machines (just use a clothesline), washer/dryers (the local well is enough) etc. Europeans always have some kind of cope for their poverty and low quality of life

ALICE - WHO THE FUCK IS ALICE?

Back in Lithuania. Going to alcohol rehab for 6 months

uk

who was in the wrong here

Feminism ruined my life before I was even born, now I can't marry a white virgin trad woman as a closeted bisexual.

"But this horror that annuls me today is less noble and more gnawing. It's a will not to want to have thoughts, a longing to never have been anything, a despair conscious in every cell of body and soul. It's the sudden feeling of being imprisoned in the infinite cell. Where to even think of escaping, if the cell is everything? And then comes over me the overflowing, absurd desire — a kind of satanism that preceded Satan — that one day — a day without time or substance — an escape might be found beyond God, and that the deepest part of us might, somehow, cease to belong to either being or non-being."

i wonder if my friend Krzysztof K. from Wrocław is lurking here

Can you hire a lady to just hold hands and cuddle and watch a film and eat ice cream and talk a bit? Normal sex workers seem to be creeped out by that

Which pose, Bernd?

Would you rather get a gf who had previously slept with a hundred men, but with the guarantee that she would never cheat, nor break up with you or khhv gf without any guarantees whatsoever For the sake of simplicity, assume that they look the same - an 8/10 attuned to your preferences. If you've picked the former, would you have otherwise insisted on having a virginal gf outside of this hypothetical?

Rumors about 4chan's death were greatly exaggerated.

Why am I entangled with alliances in the Middle East that does nothing for me?? t. America

If trannies could give birth would you get one as a gf?

...If he existed on the KohlC.

You are not a man until you have made a woman make this face. Simple as.

Google CEO says they have to remain a monopoly because of CHINA.

You have to verify your age with your camera on xhamster now, it'll be dead in week.

Can't post under my real flag because kohlmods proxyblocked most of my country

just had one of my worst nights in a while went to bed at 6am and woke up at 1pm while something was waking me up every 2h (I was looking at the clock every time) although I had a dream about a cute ukrainian girl that used to talk to me on telegram back in like 2023 how is bernds sleep recently?

New thread huh? Picked it up from the chans yesterday. That's wan piss. Jesus, How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful. You ain't seen nothing yet. Precure, 1000+ posts, archived Let's see Paul Allen's thread. Look at that subtle black and white image, the dragon ball title. Oh my god, it even has 50000+ posts and counting.

She's getting a little bit chonky but I would still destroy her

DRAUẞEN IST FEINDLICH Outside is hostile, but the Whos make me go outside now

Are you playing Baldurs Gate 3

puzzle threda!!1!! Creating Puzzles > https://jiggie.fun/ See picrel 4 Old Thread >>25047048 had 27 puzzles puzzl threads 9 last puzzle: > https://jiggie.fun/X0Lf3F Adding music to jukebox If the jukebox is enabled you will find a note symbol and a "+" on top of the puzzle screen. Use the note to see the song list and "+" to add new songs via jewtube links (just copypasta of link). Songs must be at least 1:30 min and no longer than (I guess) 6:00 min. Songs can be either queued to already existing playlist ("PAY") or jammed right away ("JAM") in the "+" menu and will cost points that are obtained by connecting pieces Sometimes jukebox is a bit buggy but can be much fun :3 You can also mute the jukebox, but of course you never would... Bernd is open for all songs and genres. Commands in chat >/whisper <username>;[...Message] Sends a message to a given user. <username> is case sensitive. Whispers aren't saved in the chat log. >/whisperid <id>;[...Message] Sends a message to a given user id. >/s <message> Sends a message that won't be saved in the chat log, so it's only visible to people currently in the room. >/mod [username] Gives host rights to another user. >/votekick [optional:name] Initiates a votekick session for whoever holds the most pieces at the time of initialization, or the name if specified >/vote Contributes a vote to the votekick. Votes are tracked by IP >/stop Cancels the current votekick session. >/revert [x=0] Reverts the board state to how it was x * 10 seconds ago. 0 reverts to the most recent backup, that can be up to 10 seconds old. >/resync Resyncs the board state with all the clients. All selected pieces will be dropped. >/cleanup Rearrange autistically all of the unconnected pieces. Assumes sets are not to be mixed. >/pladd [x] [url] Adds audio from a youtube video referred to by [url] to the end of the jukebox playlist. Requires paying [x] coins where [x] is greater than the current bid >/pljam [x] [url] Same as /pladd, except the audio is played immediately, skipping the current song. Requires paying [x] coins where [x] is greater than double the current bid >/plskip OR /plskip [n] Skips the currently playing OR toggles skipping of the [n]:th song in the list >/scores Shows leaderboard Puzzle Etiquette and useful stuff (maybe) 1) Try not to hold pieces if you don't know what to do with them, especially connected pieces. 2) Try not to put pieces on top of other pieces. This includes partially covering other pieces, especially pieces of similar colors. The goal is to be able to see all the edges of all the pieces all the time. 3) Try not to put too many single pieces inside the frame. 4) Respect other's work (sorting, connected pieces, etc.). He who starts a piece of work is the final decision maker on it. Basically, you can help out but if someone keeps "un-doing" your help, take the hint and back off. Make a post in the thread to ask questions or give suggestions. 5) Try to keep it to one active puzzle at a time. 6) Don't move the (main) puzzle, if you accidently do, bring it back to where it was before. 7) Talk about any issues in the thread, don't be passive aggressive in game. 8) Low contrast puzzles are a pain in the ass. Don't use old ass paintings. It's no fun. If using low contrast motives, you can easily increase contrast using any graphics editor :3 ty in advance. 9) Puzzles with large areas of solid or similar color are no fun either. 10) When you create a puzzle please post a screenshot of the puzzle result after it's finished. 11) NSFW/L puzzles MUST be properly marked as such. 12) sticky puzzles are hard, can only touch 2 pieces until they match or someone steasl 13) rot puzzl option is ??? 14) ctrl + click locks/unlocks piece 15) shift + click selects multiple 16) ctrl + shift + space brings ordnung for multiple Tips For Finding Puzzle Pictures (Easy Mode) Search for: Jigsaw puzzle {some topic} Specify large images 1024x768 or larger work best. You can use smaller images, but they will probably be blurry. If you find a good topic (like kots) and a specific site has a lot of good images, add: site:website.com to the search. Some good sites with puzzle images: puzzlewarehouse.com seriouspuzzles.com jigsawpuzzlesforadults.com walmart.com puzzlepalace.com.au mindgamessouthport.co.uk pintrest.com Example Search: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Jigsaw+Puzzle+castle+site%3Apinterest.com&iax=images&ia=images&iaf=size%3AWallpaper Skribblo, Gartic Phone and other nice frens games For Game Room just ask in threda :3 Cozy movies over cytu.be Just ask in threda for cinema feel with frens

Why did Russia change it's flag from Light BLue to Dark Blue?

I wish we had KC when Austin Powers: Goldmember was released so we could have seen the seething from Dutch people in real time.

Watch this banned video This isnt even the original video and I could only find it becausee some fag added his own introduction to it https://old.bitchute.com/video/BFxM5rpaCEcE/

I think they're really something quite wrong with him

bernds be like

Watch this banned video This isnt even the original video and I could only find it becausee some fag added his own introduction to it https://old.bitchute.com/video/BFxM5rpaCEcE/

>be b*rnd >leave the house for the first time in years >see this wat do?

'Pride Puppy!' was the book that was used for the US-American pre-kindergarten curriculum.

I watched around two dozen shōjo/josei romance anime shows - over the past few months - and enjoyed all of them, albeit to varying extents. Would that mean there is something wrong with me? Does Bernd have any similar experiences that might echo mine?

I remember when this thing came out. I was so fascinated by it. All the games were so fun on it. What happened? Phones are so fucking boring. I have not touched some phone game or app in years.

Roastie will not let her young female cat near a predatory older male. There is too much power imbalance and he is probably a pedophile.

Who is your favorite Brazilian of all time?

Chinese manufacturing labor isn’t just cheaper. It’s better. In China, there are no people who are too fat to work. The workers don’t storm off midshift, never to return to their job. You don’t have people who insist on being paid in cash so that they can keep their disability payments, while they do acrobatics on the factory floor that the non-disabled workers cannot do. Chinese workers are much less likely to physically attack each other and their manager. They don’t take 30 minute bathroom breaks on company time. They don’t often quit because their out-of-state mother of their children discovered their new job and now receives 60% of their wages as child support. They don’t disappear because they’ve gone on meth benders. And they don’t fall asleep on a box midshift because their pay from yesterday got converted into pills. And they can do their times tables. To manufacture, you need to be able to consistently and accurately multiply 7 times 9 and read in English, and a disturbingly large portion of the American workforce cannot do that.

All psychiatrists will be brought before the International Criminal Court and convicted of crimes against humanity. Subsequently Psychiatrists will be lined up and shot

motivate me to study for my exam

Is masturbation good for you?

Based red

I told the priest I didn't want to have kids so that my granddaughter would have baby niggers like half somali babies and he agreed it's horrible but all countries fall like Rome and it's all over basically

do you go to gym?

Do women really hate short men?

i went to a hohol school today to take a look, and it's fucking full of police officers. one came talk to me and was like "yeah, you never know what sickos are around here" fuuuuck, they really know their people well pic related: my wife, which died after getting sawn in half by a machinegun

The EU's symbol being the Holy Mother of God is no coincidence. Europe worships the female, this is why we're naturally transitioning towards female leadership. Honestly males should be banned from politics entirely.

A brief history lesson for bernds

I fucking hate jewgle.

Fuck nazism Everyone who celebrates the birthday of some H-wanker who shot himself in the middle of XX century instead of Easter must try out some kind of closer acquaintance with the penitentiary system and madhouse

What perks do you get for subscribing to KC premium? I'm still using base KC and it's full of pedos and schizos

In German, the usual puritan, hypocritical, rules-obsessed, dull low middle class bourgeoise is called Spießer, because in the middle ages, that class of people had to help defend the city but was too poor and unskilled to use good weapons, so they used the cheapest, simplest weapon: The Spieß, a long spear or pike. Nowadays it's considered an insult for people who are boring, not fun, autistic about laws and rules etc. Is there an expression for such people in your country, too?

woman was told: you get anything for free you put in your small shopping box or whatever that is, but you only have 20 seconds and a journalist woman is following you to document it it wasnt easy

Why doesn't Bernd have a kino mustache like this?

I bought this displayport to HDMI adapter for my new graphics card. Rate.

Bernd goes for a ride to the shops

Im not sure if this is like telling people what Tetris is, but since I might be living in an echo chamber, put shortly, Underrail is a pretty popular indie cRPG thats reminiscent of classic Fallout with a bit of Deus Ex and even some System Shock. The first game sold decently well and now the devs are working on a sequel, Underrail 2: Infusion. People familiar with cRPGs know that there is a myriad of different skills that are mostly solved by skill checks and maybe a silly minigame. For Underrail 2, though, they decided to make the hacking hardcore as fuck. You carry a palm computer that you can upgrade with hardware and software and you do the hacking in a basic unix-style shell. When you hack you type commands in with a real keyboard. It ties into the RPG skill check system by making you see raw stream of data instead of legible text if your skill is too low. I think it sounds very neat and ambitious, hopefully the implementation works out whenever the game will be released.

Women would rather...

So... I've been thinking Bernd, who do you think is gonna win tonight, Colorado Rockies or Boston Redsocks?

I am not disabled. Anyone who's not disabled can post int his thread.

>look for 4chan alternative >see this site > see a thread I liked Man I think I joined the right place… at least I thought so until the thread disappeared a few mins ago :/

Random music thread

RIP american Bernds

I have 21 cm cock and suffer from premature ejaculation. Few strokes and I'm done.

I have to deal with this on occasion, it's not very pleasant being plagued with such a disease..

Do you think that with a body composition like this I will be finally able to find a girlfriend?

Oblivion Remastered is set to be revealed at 11AM EST today (50 minutes from now). There is also a strong possibility it will be released directly after the reveal https://www.youtube.com/live/Ed_E2crglcw?si=1iDSsP--q7LgCHX9

>teenage years <incel >early 20s <incel >late 20s <gf haver >early 30s <fren with benefits haver, several matches on Bumble per week, 2-3 dates per month Has any other Bernd also successfully unbernded himself later in life? I think my problem was just that my social skills lag 10 years behind those of normies.

man went gym alone without anyone backing up incase he is lifting too much

I started using olive oil as mouth wash every night, and indeed my teeth are getting whiter

https://slate.com/culture/2013/07/hollywood-and-blake-snyders-screenwriting-book-save-the-cat.html If you’ve gone to the movies recently, you may have felt a strangely familiar feeling: You’ve seen this movie before. Not this exact movie, but some of these exact story beats: the hero dressed down by his mentor in the first 15 minutes (Star Trek Into Darkness, Battleship); the villain who gets caught on purpose (The Dark Knight, The Avengers, Skyfall, Star Trek Into Darkness); the moment of hopelessness and disarray a half-hour before the movie ends (Olympus Has Fallen, Oblivion, 21 Jump Street, Fast & Furious 6). It’s not déjà vu. Summer movies are often described as formulaic. But what few people know is that there is actually a formula—one that lays out, on a page-by-page basis, exactly what should happen when in a screenplay. It’s as if a mad scientist has discovered a secret process for making a perfect, or at least perfectly conventional, summer blockbuster. The formula didn’t come from a mad scientist. Instead it came from a screenplay guidebook, Save the Cat! The Last Book on Screenwriting You’ll Ever Need. In the book, author Blake Snyder, a successful spec screenwriter who became an influential screenplay guru, preaches a variant on the basic three-act structure that has dominated blockbuster filmmaking since the late 1970s. When Snyder published his book in 2005, it was as if an explosion ripped through Hollywood. The book offered something previous screenplay guru tomes didn’t. Instead of a broad overview of how a screen story fits together, his book broke down the three-act structure into a detailed “beat sheet”: 15 key story “beats”—pivotal events that have to happen—and then gave each of those beats a name and a screenplay page number. Given that each page of a screenplay is expected to equal a minute of film, this makes Snyder’s guide essentially a minute-to-minute movie formula. Snyder, who died in 2009, would almost certainly dispute this characterization. In Save the Cat!, he stresses that his beat sheet is a structure, not a formula, one based in time-tested screen-story principles. It’s a way of making a product that’s likely to work—not a fill-in-the-blanks method of screenwriting. Maybe that’s what Snyder intended. But that’s not how it turned out. In practice, Snyder’s beat sheet has taken over Hollywood screenwriting. Movies big and small stick closely to his beats and page counts. Intentionally or not, it’s become a formula—a formula that threatens the world of original screenwriting as we know it. — Screenplay gurus like Syd Field and Robert McKee touted the essential virtues of three-act structure for decades. For Field and McKee, three-act structure is more of an organizing principle—a way of understanding the shape of a story. Field’s Story Paradigm, for example, has just a handful of general elements attached to broad page ranges. Field and McKee offered the screenwriter’s equivalent of cooking tips from your grandmother—general tips and tricks to guide your process. Snyder, on the other hand, offers a detailed recipe with step-by-step instructions. Each of the 15 beats is attached to a specific page number or set of pages. And Snyder makes it clear that each of these moments is a must-have in a well-structured screenplay. The page counts don’t need to be followed strictly, Snyder says, but it’s important to get the proportions fairly close. You can see the complete beat sheet, with page numbers and a summary of each beat, in a sidebar here. Let’s take a journey through this year’s blockbusters and blockbuster wannabes and see the big trailer-ready ways in which Snyder’s beat sheet pops up over and over again. Look at January’s Gangster Squad. After an opening image that sets up the conflict between Josh Brolin’s hard-charging cop, Sgt. John O’Mara, and the criminal forces of mob boss Mickey Cohen (Sean Penn), O’Mara is called in to see his gruff police superior. “We got rules around here, smartass,” the chief growls. “Do yourself a favor. Learn ’em.” That’s Snyder’s second beat, theme stated. And it’s right at the seven-minute mark, almost exactly when it’s supposed to happen in a 110-minute movie. The rest of the Snyder playbook is there, too: a story-starting catalyst midway through the first act, a shootout at the midpoint that ups the ante, an all-is-lost moment—including a death—between the 75- and 80-minute mark, and a concluding final act in which the baddies are dispatched in ranking order, just as Snyder instructs. Or look at March’s Jack the Giant Slayer. There’s an opening image that sets up each of the young protagonists’ problems and states the theme at the five-minute mark, a catalyst at the 12-minute mark, an act break between the 25- and 30-minute mark when Jack climbs the beanstalk, and a false victory 90 minutes in, when it looks as if the evil giants have been definitively defeated. Oz the Great and Powerful is a fun riff on director Sam Raimi’s quirky early horror films. But check your watch a quarter of the way through and you’ll find a tornado that whisks Oz, and the movie, into its first act. Once Oz has landed, he meets Theodora, the love interest—and the B-plot. Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby adaptation was reorganized to fit the formula, with a party-filled fun and games second quarter that leads to the decline of the third, in which tragedy looms as the bad guys close in.

I started hating Sweden when I learned they went from 10% to 27% foreigners in 30 years

which plan?

Why do Redditors hate religion so much?

My old clothes feel so much better. The new clothes all feel like shit even if they say 100% cotton. My mom doesn't understand

Bernd, give me some good 00's Anime, preferably early

>Only 22% European I am not saying she looks fully European but I expected a much higher percentage

I am disabled today, nothing helps

Karen is going too far. The exact reasoning was not given in the video context.

Will we ever get over writers being unable to account for modern technology like cellphones and the internet?

Even Shinji made it What is your excuse?

a century ago, the richest guy alive couldn’t get penicillin, air conditioning, or instant global communication. today, a minimum wage worker has access to those things. so, what *exactly* is wealth today?

I've got some insane Dutch Beckies at my gym. Super tall, slim, athletic. They're taller than everyone. Even the ethnic Dutch guys. Funny thing is they're unaware of their sexual market value.

I want to learn French to C2 and German to at least B2 the french alone will cost me like $10k After i've mastered both i wanted to learn japanese and ASL but just for fun no goal just a game to me Thoughts? Criticism? Should a white american count his blessings and save the money? I wanted to pay homage to my grandmother as she spoke quebecois

about to IM 130mg, anyone else doing any today?

Saw mom on Bumble. Her profile said "looking for nothing serious".

yea

Who bought it?

You're watching this, aren't you?

I want to fuck this hoe.

Have you ever been naked in public Bernd?

These corrupt wealthy fuckers get white girls. While their slave class has to settle for Chinese girls.

I was watching tiktok and some American exchange student said that Koreans can't flush their toilet paper and in her university the bathrooms have these giant bins full of period pads and shit paper which absolutely stinks. I knew this happened in shitholes like Brazil but Korea??? Also Koreans don't wash their hands after using the bathroom and they spit in the streets like chinamen do. Maybe the Japanese are right to look down on them as their version of niggers. [Spoiler]why hasn't an incel broke into a kpop groups dorm snd stolen their bathroom bin?[/spoiler]

Why did I have to be born as a human being? I don't really like this experience of being conscious of everything.

Home Depot has $40 Dewalt batteries https://www.homedepot.com/p/DEWALT-20V-MAX-Premium-Lithium-Ion-3-0Ah-Battery-Pack-DCB200/202922414

Are you posting from a desktop like a true Bernd, or are you one of those losers on a laptop or phone?

There is unironically bernds on this website right now that have no drivers license. I mean most of them at least admit they are total pathetic subhuman losers. But some actually make up some retarded cope as of why they have no driver license. Like "Uhhhh in the city you don't need one anyways". LMAO. Imagine being this pathetic. And then bernd wonders why he has no BITCHES

Never seen a good clit thread on the chans. Post your prettiest female privilege buttons ITT

Would you lick a woman's armpits?

So what are you supposed to code with these days? Cursor or Cline or whatever the fuck? im trying to learn Vim anyway so

Why are Catholics the dumbest of niggers? Is it because they're brown?

Finnish man accidentally cuts electricity

>deleting old whatsapp conversations >people you went to school with and texted a bit about exams and whatnot, some tried to be friends with you but you sucked >their profile pictures show they are married now, or in expensive cars, or traveling the world it is over

This is Romanian. He is brown. His ancestors came from Northern India. Now he is a gypsy. He resides in Romania (names after Romani people).

Women truly hate short men. ;__;

What is the furthest land from Bernds location? Mine is The Pyramid, NZ, at 19,387.82km

How is this even legal?

All day everyday I deal with complacent idiots, I deal with disabled people. I deal with drug addicts, I deal with immigrants who would be grateful to lick cow shit off a boot if it meant not living in Asia. I'm so tired. Did you know once I worked at a hospital and an old man punched me in the head because I didn't have tea for him? I went home and fantasized about taking my guns to work.

I wish you a good Christian morning, Bernd bros! Christ is with you. Enjoy your day and see you later!

What would you do if you looked like picrel?

remember when romania was videochat superpower? literally every camwhore was romanian the economy was booming, growing 10% per year now with smartphones and starlink and 5g literally every women on the planet can show ass on camera poor romanian women dont have monopoly on being online whores anymore

You could be in Ukraine right now shooting people in the face with an MG3, I regret not doing this don't be me

I'm currently watching this movie, "Look away" and this cute girl is being bullied. Do cute girls ever actually get bullied.

just be confident bro

I got a vape. I get all the nicotine I need but I'm still craving a cigarette. What gives?

my legs are bleeding from scratching i reflected too hard on a single message for work now my room smells iron

And now, a kino directed by Bernd Berndson

Why do some Europeans romanticise the USA? It is incredibly soulless and a terrible place to live unless you're rich (and even then it's still soulless).

Imagine eating 500g of bulba EACH AND EVERY FUCKING DAY OF THE YEAR

it has no umami flavor like japanese foods

Chang is gonna use a floor mop to intimidate Chen what would be the reasonable response?

I finished this game yesterday, and since then I've been feeling a huge sense of emptiness. Now I'm listening to its soundtrack on loop to ease my nostalgia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFJ6TOFdArU

I WILL serialkillermaxx. That is how I will create an undying legacy (hehe)

I just paid $800 for tickets to see Kendrick and SZA live next week. Do real niggas listen to Kendrick Lamar in your country?

the records i want are all so expensive ;__;

im going to rehab tomorrow discuss

I am pro-Hamas. I am not a Muslim. I am just pro-dead Jews. Heil Hamas! Free Hamas.

Do you like breaking benjamin?

What Bernd is currently listening?

Damn I played the GBAs a long time ago but I forgot how much suffering this series causes.

What would you do if you caught your young daughter smoking cigarettes?

Need to go to the store to buy more liquior (disabled-scooter and sunglasses, special mission)

We're back

Shill

do any of you want to see my cock?

Why Anglo colonies have "dollars" and not pound like Britain?

Friendship is a social construct. Friendship between person A and person B is being friendly to each other repeatedly. A gives to B. B gives to A. There must be a balance between the benefits (quality, quantity) of the friendship. You can't just take take take and just give give. Do you even have a friend, Bernd?

Hit like if you hate women

Why do white, christian and jewish, anglosaxon women like to copulate with dogs?

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/irish-immigrants-trump-america/

My appearance

Linux threda

Imagine taking a good smell of her ass... You'd reach Nirvana

https://www.erome.com/a/75RYP00y I've gooned to it 13 times this month R8

Post your liked songs on Spotify

based bill gates holocausting brazilniggers

Why is this called the Indian Ocean? India is only a tiny part of this ocean.

Millennial soys and hypochondriacs (the same people who blew COVID out of proportion) gaslit us into thinking these are unsanitary despite wood and bamboo having antimicrobial properties, no microbe can survive the wood literally sucking all the fluid out of it

I'm the blackest Kohlchan user

boss calls you in: >get under the desk and open your mouth. I need to pee but im on a zoom call what do?

I am considering hiring a lady of the night. Any tips or advice?

Do you eat meat or are you a sissy wimp?

The Czech Republic is a really nice country. That's all. Thanks for reading.

Opinions on...? Wikipedia I guess

Why don't germans make kino like this anymore?

yea you know about that "conspiracy theory" called chemtrails https://modernity.news/2025/04/23/uk-government-to-approve-geoengineering-experiments-to-dim-the-sun/

need 12k bros

Now that all has settled, was he right to leave his wife?

God just gave you the ability to quicksave. What would you do with it?

im not even suicidal or anything but i cant see much reason to live past your late 20s / early 30s. your body starts slowly degenerating and everything feels less intense than it did in your youth. all the best rhings you have already experienced so there isnt much to look forward to.

Protestants welcome :) everyone else can fuck off

Did you know in the USA it's legal to have scythed blades on your car wheels so you can LARP as a chariot rider? They call them "swangas"

They're selling Hebe water upon the Lithuania. Is this part of their plan to normalize hebephilia???

The word Schmuck means jewelry in my language and in Yiddish in means idiot. Is this a coincidence?

Imagine meeting someone in the US Marines, that would be a delusion trip. I talk with a vet tech on the Army and she loves it, but the Marines are dog

Bernd remembers.

ive got a jew literally dancing for me cuz ive trolled him that hard any other Protestants know this feel?

Gettin drunk

Found out that with Brazil's interest rates it would be cheaper to buy real estate in Europe, so I guess I should focus on getting remote jobs and move to Europe.

>me logging in to Kohlchan >mods: rip the Pope :/

wtf...

https://web.archive.org/web/20250422144539/https://www.wired.com/story/4chan-is-dead-its-toxic-legacy-is-everywhere/

What the fuck was his problem anyway?

I am happy with my government if the following conditions are met: -I am being offered an unconditional basic income. -I am exempt from all taxes and other obligations. -Slavery is reintroduced. -I have full rights to self-defense and to bear arms. -I am free from surveillance and censorship. -My government pursues a neutral foreign policy and is peaceful (maybe colonialism is okay). -All women's rights are abolished and women are legally treated like animals. -No animal rights exit. -Democracy and other systems that could undermine these rights do not exist. Governments should represent the interests of their citizens.

in my playlist you wont find hip-hop we listen to UK drill Im confident in this as flip-flop Theyre trying to fake it it tik-tok

playing oblivion remastered rate

Will the magastapo soon come for bernd?

I'm free, but for some reason i still feel like i did a mistake. I just couldn't endure taking an overcrowded bus everyday at 7 AM to the other side of the city, and then do nothing for 6 and a half hours, just to take another crowded bus on my way back. I want to work from home, bros. I hate going outside. Not to mention all the bullying i suffered at my work, even from my boss. Did you ever quit a job?

I will escape this country one day.

how is Tesla stock going up if everyone hates Elon Musk and Tesla now?

I tried using 2chan as a replacement even though I don't know japanese but there are too many porn ads and I feel uncomfortable How come even the red boards on 4chan like /pol/ got rid of porn ads after some time but 2chan didn't? Look at how it absolutely negates the moe on the picture below

I was at the hair-specialist doctor today Im not balding

Was there ever a Based movie made about Nazi Germany?

They talk about the 90s like it was the 70s or something, like wayyyyy back in the past. 90s were like yesterday.

I am a vegetarian between meals.

The roastie frequency I have noticed most songs liked by roasties has a special tone in the song

How do I get an lgf like Mara?

One of the issues I see with nazi stuff are what I consider unlawful restrictions on marriage. If I want to take a jewess or a negress or whatever as a wife, why should the party have any say in it? And being from my line any children produced from that union should inherit all my prerogatives. Feels like being KCmodded for the sake of the native women.

Joakim Medina went to Turkey to make raports about anti-erdoganic movements in Turkey https://www.mtvuutiset.fi/artikkeli/ruotsalaistoimittajaa-uhkaa-trukissa-12-vuoden-vankeustuomio/9142658 He was arrested by Erdogan when he insulted the dictators feelings. He is facing 12 years in Turkish prison as a result. There is a trial 2 weeks from now. Joakim is a strong supporter of K*rds.

So yeah, since i started my diet things been really strange. I've been consistently eating 8 boiled eggs with a few pieces of chicken daily. HOWEVER, today i was missing bread and then i added two slices of it to my dinner. Now i feel like the fatty of the world and i'm considering forcing vomit. I know i'm still on a huge calories deficit, but i still feel like trash for some reason. Fun fact: My libido is dead, i simply don't masturbate anymore. Bernds that went through hard diets, have you ever felt like this? Any tips to overcome this 'paranoia'? Also, on 04/15/2025 i was weighting 94kgs; ------------------------------------------ This morning i was weighting 88.4kgs.

last post = victory :)

onions on this?

>Dad chastises me about not keeping up with things >That I wouldn't be having problems with my bowels if I took my medicine >That I wouldn't be having problems with police if I "followed le law" I wouldn't be having any problems if you didn't force me into this gay world in the first place. One where white men are now despised post 1945. Thanks for that

Today is World Book Day? What are you currently reading?

Igor got arrested for harassing women on the bus again

Lörs on buzzcut?

How do American voters reclaim their nation from foreign influence?? Is it even possible?

I won't be able to keep working construction until im 67. But at the same time if i would invest in property or stocks to set my retirement before 67 up leftist will call me a parasite and cut my head off. So what do? Just be forced by state to work until 67?

>It is almost certain that Prussian King Frederick the Great (1712–1786) was primarily homosexual, and that his sexual orientation was central to his life > in July 1750, the Prussian king teasingly wrote to his gay secretary and reader, Claude Étienne Darget: "Mes hémorroïdes saluent affectueusement votre v[erge]" ('My hemorrhoids affectionately greet your cock'), which strongly suggests that he was sexually involved with men >Furthermore, at an advanced age, the king advised his nephew in a written document against passive anal intercourse, which from his own experience was "not very pleasant" What the fuck, so not only is he gay, he's a bottom??

There will be no pod now, only pain.

I love this shit

would you be satisfied with a house this size?

Should I start using Meth??

What is your opinion of this man?

Apparently the more scientific name for Christmas tree is "Spruce" in English.

Would Shaun King be considered white in Brazil?

I just watched the Final Destination 5 trailer and it just sounds like some shitty Marvel superhero movie. What happened? Why do all movies look exactly the same nowadays?

How do you make friends irl?

I think Coppalas "Godfather" is pretentious dumb shite that attempts to make primitive sicilian "italians" look like like sophisticated men with "style"

This is women's brain on feminism.

>Huge earnings miss >up by 8% Hmmm.

pope candidates, r8

Why do rich peoplw need houses so big? What would you ever need 20 bedrooms and 30 bathrooms for? It's a house not a hotel!

The reason why the discussion of Nazism is banned everywhere is not because Nazism is right but because the downfall of Nazism was the moment Anglo Intelligence agencies consolidated power over the planet.

Skyblivion should be better since it uses the newer engine instead of just 115gb of textures and shaders in Oblivion 2025.

>co-pilot is assigned by captain to control plane while he takes a rest >bad weather causes turbulences >autopilot disengages >pitot gets blocked by ice and gives false speed and altitude information >Bonin thinks they are loosing height and he starts climbing >stall warning >they increase thrust but he keeps the nose up >captain finally returns >he notices too late that they are falling because Bonin keeps the nose up >captain Ahmet Erdem takes off despite noticing early that his speed readings are wrong >captain's pitot is blocked (likely by insects), but all the other ones are working fine >they turn on autopilot but captains altitude suggest they are climbing >overspeed warnings >they circuit break, which essentially just turns off the alarm >captain decides to slow down, reducing thrust >stick shaker goes off >captain keeps nose up, doesn't know what to do >ignores suggestions from co-pilots suggesting to go nose down >co-pilot goes full throttle, but the plane is already falling out of the sky uncontrollably How is `Birgenair Flight 301` not just as bad as `Air France 447`?

lol

Your favorite souls game?

What stops me from adopting animals from the animal shelter to eat them?

Why does nobody really give a shit about the environment? Even germans who were the so called most concerned people with climate, were involved by proxy regarding that whole Volkswagen controversy or something. I myself am far away from even giving 1/10th of a shit to the environment, but to see that no one also does is quite disheartening.

Kohlchan is being watched.

what do you use dutch ovens for?

Sister kicked me out of the house after I had asked her days ago if she fucks dogs.

Did you know that Javior Milei is a Jew? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Javier_Milei#Early_life_and_education >Furthermore, Milei revealed in 2024 that his grandfather, a great influence in his life, discovered that he was a Jew from matrilineal descent shortly before his death. His grandfather's maternal grandfather had been a rabbi.[13]

What is Nancy doing these days?

Is your country white? mine is

I'm a Marxist, ask me anything.

Why are rich men more likely to be into cuckoldry?

6 hours ago it was only 350 or so pph, now it's at over 700. What happened?

Elon will leave Politics because you were mean to him

I can't find good work no matter what I do. Even the railroads keep refusing me.